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This is the quotes and sayings page. Anything that can be "quote" and "un-quoted" will be found here :)
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." ~ Thomas Jefferson
"Then there was the man who drowned crossing a stream with an average depth of six inches." ~ W. I. E. Gates
"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better." ~ A. J. Liebling
"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens." ~ Jimi Hendrix
"If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants." ~ Sir Issac Newton
"He who is afraid of asking is ashamed of learning." ~ Chinese Fortune Cookie
"I hear and I forget. I see, and I remember. I do, and I understand." ~ Confucius
"There are two kinds of people in the world, those who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who do not." ~ Anonymous
"You're never done." ~ Mr. V (my 9th grade art teacher)
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." ~ Confucius
"With great power, there must also come great responsibility." ~ Uncle Ben
"Do, or do not. There is no try." ~ Yoda
"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes." ~ Ghost In the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
"Wise man say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza." ~ Michelangelo
Agent Smith: Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more that your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson, vagaries of perception. The temporary abstracts of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do you persist?
Neo: Because I choose to. ~ From the Matrix
"Am I butterfly dreaming I'm a man? Or a bowling ball dreaming I'm a plate of sashimi? Never assume what you see and feel is real!" ~ Doreen
"The past is dead. It was all just a dream..." ~ Magus
"If something were to happen to me, all the world's women would grieve!" ~ Edgar
"Perhaps you've heard this story? Once, when people were pure and innocent, there was a box they were told never to open. But one man went and opened it anyway. He unleashed all the evils of the world: envy... greed... pride... violence... control... All that was left in the box was a single ray of light: Hope." ~ Banon
"Dinosaurs...Huge, aren't they? Well, that's all I've gotten out of my research!" ~ Mr. Spoon
"Say, fuzzy pickles!" ~ Photographer
"I have no patience for people who interrupt me when I'm busy doing nothing!" ~ Guy in Moonside
"There is always another option and there always will be more."
"Behind every corner, I see. Behind every person, I hear. Behind it all, I cry."
"Knowledge is power. Just let it go to your head."
"Bah. T'was what sheeps would say in response to any situation. The result was new sheeps that said baaaa baaa..."
"I feel as if I need to do something, but I can't. And this music, it keeps pushing on."
"One shot, I'll respawn. Two shots, I'm pissed. Three shots... there are none."
"Thou shall not underestimate or will be overestimated."
"The shadows we live in govern our lives, the sun that warms us, kills us."
"Be happy with what you got, till you can feel marvelous with what you get."
"I'm not crying it's just an allergic reaction!"
"Teaching about subjects makes you fully understand about subjects."
"Wisdom attunes senses of detectable flaws."
"If it ain't broken, don't fix it. Just remix it."
"Got Hero? Don't hesitate to call."
"Donations are like a boomerang, comes right back at cha"
"In the end your attitude looks a 11/10."
"Hope... it's whats for breakfast."
"Save a tree... don't smoke."
"Obey your thrist! ...I sure do..."
"To do or not to be. That is a statement."
"Insanity? It's just another word for love."
"Silence shows respect."
"Those who live today are beckoned to die one day... that will be decided for you and not by you."
"Leaving is like a train. It goes somewhere and may crash. In the end, it will return."
"There is a thing called uniqueness. This exists espically in the fourth dimension... the dimension of eternity. We as humans subconsciously enter it. We are not all the same yet we are of the same. The person who knows this best has the ability to travel back and forth through dimensions... and share."
"Memories never disappear, they can only become distorted in the mind of the individual."
"Circles govern the spirital environment while everything else is solid as a square in the physical environment."
"Life is a long dynamic line of moments and memories. It has it's curves and bends, but there is always another path to take. It is as endless as time itself."
"True courage is knowing that you have lost from the beginning and sticking around to finish it."